Baggetta_Ware Ramblings
             January 1, 2008
Volume VIII                                                                                           

Happy New Year, folks.   Wow! 2008 already.  If I were still teaching I'd have been in the business for forty years.  My, how time flies.  In this issue of Ramblings I've given a few thoughts on having students memorize poetry (or other smatterings of literature).  As the free download of the month I've even created a program that will make memorizing poetry fun.  Students get to grab on to that popular poem by Robert Frost, Stopping By Woods On A Snowy EveningTeacher Humor has a few jokes I gleaned from the internet -- have a chuckle or two.  Last month I gave a handy Paintbrush technique you can use in MS Word (and many other word processors).  This time I offer the POP-OUT menu, lots of users are unfamiliar with, but it can make you word processing a little bit easier.  In Famous Quotations a few thoughts are offered by one of America's foremost writers.  Writer's Almanac alerts you to some writers who were born in the month of January.  You will also be happy to know that at Baggetta_Ware we are offering two new Literary Test Generators.  One for the poetry of Robert Frost and a second for two black poets: Langston Hughes and Paul Laurence Dunbar.
  
Hope you have a happy month of teaching in January.  In Roman mythology, Janus (or Ianus) was the god of gates, doors, doorways, beginnings, and endings. His most apparent remnants in modern culture are his namesakes, the month of January and the caretaker of doors and halls: Janitor.
Send your emails to
abaggetta@comcast.net.  Read on and see what this rambling is all about. 
Have a great month. 
Best,
Al Baggetta

 

On Making Kids Memorize Poetry

 

  I loved having my students memorize poetry in my English classes, but this was the bane of existence, the great monster, the most horrible task, and it made me the most hated teacher of the moment – according to my students.


  I always had the kid who used the excuse: “I can’t memorize anything.  It’s mentally impossible for me.”  Quite often, however, I found that this kid has memorized the words to most of the popular songs by the band “Potty-Mouth” with no problem at all.

 

  My criteria for judging a student’s ability to memorize was as follows: I usually say to him: “Well, you learned your name, didn’t you?”  “You know your address and phone number, don’t you, and you are able to find your way home easily, aren’t you?”  If they can’t do these things, maybe they won’t be able to memorize your poetry segments.

 

  The usual response to this is: “Yea, but I’ve been doing this over and over again.”  This is where I hit them with my rational.  “Well, if you apply the same diligence to the poem I assign you, you will be able to memorize it as thoroughly as the other mental necessities of life.”

 

  You know, you’d think that asking a kid to memorize a short poem, or a short passage of literature was akin to him making some life-threatening move.  I’ve had kids stone-cold refuse to memorize a simple haiku, claiming they are mentally impaired – same ones that bop around the room to the current song lyrics.  I’ve had parents trap me in my room after school with questionable medical records “proving” that little Jerome cannot memorize anything the caliber of good literature because he was denied some oxygen in the birth canal – or he was traumatically impacted as a young child by an equally horrifying experience in elementary school – or he suffers from mental agitation which will not allow him to concentrate.

 

  Well, I usually still insisted that unless the student was confined to a hospital bed in a blank mental state (or couldn’t past my test above), he had to memorize the lines I assigned.  It’s funny because in the end 90% of the students did do the memorization – the others defaulted to a failing grade – and many of them were glad they did it after the recitations were completed.  In fact, many years later I have come upon some of my charges, and they have invariably said the “only” thing they remember (I hope not!) about my class was the poetry recitation they had to do.

 

  It takes work to memorize a poem – even for a “gifted” student.  Which leads me to the real reason many of my students resisted memorization:   They didn't suffer from ADD or DDT, they suffered from LAZY.  Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, someone was telling them they couldn’t memorize.  And that was fine with them.

 

  So, what’s the benefit of memorizing poetry?  Well, I’ve always felt that it is the best way to learn what a poem is all about.  Sure, you can study it, or do a cursory reading of it, but to “own” the poem (as some writers have suggested) you have to put the work into memorizing the poem.

This work invested in a poem is mental exercise, and scientists today are finding that this kind of exercise is great for keeping the mind in shape and staving off memory loss.  Not only that, but as you grab more firmly onto the poem, you learn the keenness of the poet in using words and devices like simile and metaphor, and you become very familiar with the ways in which words can intermingle to produce ideas.  This only comes with a firm, subconscious grasp of the lines.

  For teachers to have any luck with convincing their charges that memorization is possible, they should figuratively put their money where their mouth is.  I never assigned a recitation to my students unless I did it myself.  It was a task, with all the other work I had as a teacher, but it was well worth it when I was able to stand before my students and ask them to memorize a passage and then be able to recite it myself.  So, first rule.  Don’t ask your students to do something you wouldn’t (or don’t) do yourself.

 

  Memorization can be made fun, also.  Take, for example, the kid I mentioned earlier.  He was (along with many others) is able to quickly learn the lyrics of popular songs that bombard his mind daily.  Suggest that the students put the words to a tune in their heads – make a song and dance out of it.  Rhyming poems work well this way.

 

  Memorization should also be attacked in bits and pieces.  For the student who thinks he can’t memorize anything, take it one word – one phrase – one sentence at a time.  Break the poem up into small packages and learn each small package at a time.  Before they know it, they will be reciting the whole poem.  This is really the best way to approach a memorization project.  When I was in college I even tried sleep learning -- using the pillow speaker and a timed tape loop (until one night it came on full blast almost sending me through the ceiling).  But even this was no substitute for the work of repetition.

I've since come up with a simple computer program to make memorizaton fun.  I now offer it to you for free.  Try our new download of the month to get your students in the right frame of mind for memorizing.
 

Building the Woods-- Free Program of the Month

     Fun to use and free from Baggetta_Ware this month.  Go to our main page www.baggetta.com to download.  Robert Frost's poem Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening is one popular poem often used for memorization.  Well our Windows PC program Building the Woods will get your students to master this poem from memory with little coaxing.  Place it on your Windows PC's in your room or in your lab and let your classes have a go at it.  It makes for a fun and educational project and can be used for special projects or just plain study.  It's for Windows PC, and it doesn't cost anything.  Just download from our main page: www.baggetta.com


Teacher Humor

Hank:  "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
Dad:   "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Hank: "Your name on this report card."

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The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

 

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

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Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Tim: Not a bit.

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Famous Quotations
Since it is Carl Sandburg's birthday in January, here's a list of quotations he is known for.  Carl Sandburg is the great American poet also known for his biography of Abraham Lincoln.  
Drop by our main web page www.baggetta.com to get a new quote for each day.

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."

"Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And those having it in one test never know for sure if they will have it when the next test comes.
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"Nothing happens unless first a dream. "

 


"I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it."

"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. -Carl Sandburg."

"Poetry is the opening and closing of a door, leaving those who look through to guess what is seen during a moment."

"I've written some poetry I don't understand myself.
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Using a Pop-Out Menu To Speed Up the Action
Often when I'm using MS Word, I'll need a section of the text to repeat in another part of the document.  As with just about all functions in word processing, there are several ways to  perform them, some are easier to use at times than others.  So it's a good idea to get a grasp on as many techniques as possible.  A good way to learn the various ways of doing things, without sitting down and doing a whole bunch at a time, is to occasionally pick one up and practice with it, as we are doing here. 
You can use the Menu bar at the top of the screen on your WP to do a Copy and Paste.  You can also use the Control Key plus the C and V keys respectively to accomplish the same task (why did they ever use the V key for Paste?).  A third way, which can be very hand is this.  To COPY your text, highlight it as usual, place the mouse pointer on the highlighted area and RIGHT click.  This produces a Pop-Out menu with the COPY and PASTE choices selectable.  This is much quicker than sliding up to the Menu bar or dropping the mouse and converting to keyboard antics.  Give it a try, if you are not familiar with it, and I think you will find it very easy to grasp this technique the next time you want to COPY and PASTE.

 


By the way.  While you are experimenting with COPY and PASTE on the Pop-Out Menu, take a look at some of the other features your pop-out offers.  You might discover some handy tricks you can use in your documents.

WRITER'S ALMANAC
This is a partial list of some of the writers born in the month of January.  Familiarize your students with them and have them look up details from their biographies. 

Here's an interesting approach.  Instead of having them go on line to search for the information, take your students to the library and see what they can find out there -- in printed matter.
 J. D. Salinger
Isaac Asimov
J. R. R. Tolkien
Carl Sandburg
Jack London
Anton Chekhov
Anne Bronte
Benjamin Franklin
A. A. Milne
Edgar Allan Poe
Edith Wharton
Lewis Carroll
Zane Grey

NEW TEST GENERATORS NOW AVAILABLE

ROBERT FROST TEST GENERATOR 
If you are teaching the poetry of Robert Frost this semester, you will want to have this test generator available.  Quickly manufacture tests, quizzes, worksheets, and even make your own multiple choice tests -- all in random variations -- from our huge database of questions or your own questions.  Each sheet is accompanied by a Teacher Answer Key.  Come to our website and check out this handy software for teachers. Click Here...

BLACK POETS TEST GENERATOR
This test generator will create tests, quizzes, or worksheets for two popular black poets: Langston Hughes and Paul Laurence Dunbar.  The program includes a good variety of questions about their popular poems and each sheet can be printed in random variations, including Teacher Answer Keys.  Click here to read more...

Come take a look at our spectacular
catalog of Literary Test Generators.  We're sure you'll find many of the works you teach every day.  (We also offer a free software gift for all teachers when you purchase one of our literary test generators via download.)

IMPORTANT UPGRADE INFORMATION
Of course we never charge for upgrades to our software if you have purchased an earlier version.  All new Literary Test Generators have a supplemental Multiple Choice Test Maker included in the programs.  However, many of our older Literary Test Generators did not include this new improvement.  Until we update all of our Literary Test Generators, we are offering a stand alone copy of the Multiple Choice Test Maker to all of our customers who have purchased older versions of Literary Test Generators in the past.  If you own an early version of one of our Literary Test Generators, please contact us at abaggetta@comcast.net  telling us which LTG you purchase, when you purchased it, and from where.  Once we verify you are a legitimate owner we will send you a link so that you can download My Multiple Choice Test Maker at no charge.

WE NOW OFFER PRINTABLE TESTS RIGHT FROM YOUR WORD PROCESSOR
As you probably know by now we offer ready made exams for lots of literary works, for immediate download at our site.  For those who need ready-made tests, take a look at our two newest sections called Literary Exams: Long Fiction and Literary Exams: Short Stories  You will find dozens of tests ready to go for many popular classics you use in your classes.


Instructional Step-By-Step Videos Available for Download from Baggetta_Ware – No Charge.

            We have some instructional videos on our website, so if you'd like to view them, go to the Baggetta_Ware Computer Lessons via our main page.  Just click on the logo and start viewing.  You can download the files to your machine if you like (use right click and Save Target), and you can even download a printed version of the video, if you need to slowly study it.  Most of the material is relatively simple and geared toward new users of Windows and our programs, but anyone is welcome to view and comment.

    I'd like to also direct your attention to our library of Interactive Reading Programs.  I've developed these programs in hopes of helping slower readers to comprehend the great classics of literature.  We have short stories, poems, novels, plays, etc. available -- many of the popular classics by Poe, Hawthorne, Twain, Shakespeare, and others.  Install these on your Windows PC machines or network and you won't have to correct tedious tests again.  Each unit can be used as an electronic worksheet or test.  Student progress is tacked and a neat report card is issued at the end of the reading.  Great for individual or group work.  Come take a look at our listings.

We'd like to spread the news about Baggetta_Ware and we hope that you will help us.  We also have another software gift for you, if you recommend our site to one of your colleagues or friends.  Just click the button on our main page and you can fill out the simple form.  We won't nag your friends, but if they are interested they can come and visit us too.  Thank you for your help.
 

  

        Well.  This brings us to another conclusion of my Ramblings.  Hope you enjoyed this issue, and please send me your comments and ideas for future issues.  Remember to come and visit us at Baggetta_Ware.  We have lots of interesting Windows software for student reading and teacher Classroom Management.   

Al Baggetta

Baggetta_Ware

Teacher Tech

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